literature

The Avengers Prank War

Deviation Actions

GoldenGirl954's avatar
Published:
4.4K Views

Literature Text

No one knows who started it. Some said it was Tony. Others pointed at Loki. Whoever did it, it led to a week of chaotic destruction.

Monday
"Yo Cap sign this?" Tony held out a form and a pen.

"If Nick wants me to," Captain America took it. He scribbled his name at the top.  He paused and shook the pen.

"It's not working.." Captain America pressed it. He jumped back with an "ouch!"

"Ha ha!" Tony grabbed back the pen and put it in his pocket.

"That actually really hurt!" Steve held his hand.

In the middle of a meeting Thor fell asleep and spilled his coffee all over the table. Loki started to giggle and it was revealed that he had taken out all the caffeine in the coffee.

Tuesday
"Where are my arrows?" Hawkeye said to himself as he looked in the closet for the fifth time. "I swore I left them here." He started to look around the room, under the bed, behind the night table. He sighed in confusion until he felt a tap on his shoulders. Hawkeye turned around and smiled at his girlfriend.

"Well maybe Prank Week isn't all that bad," he remarked as he moved in.  

Tony had sent Thor a link to a certain website which caused the god to spit out his coffee. And almost his lunch.

Wednesday
"Hey Hawkeye, you want some coke?"

The assassin looked up at Thor who was holding out a diet coke bottle.

"Sure," he grabbed the bottle and started to open it. The contents of the bottle exploded all over Hawkeye.

"Aw man!" Hawkeye exclaimed.  Thor chuckled.

Loki used his magic to make Bruce do a tap-dance, and Captain America was a victim of Tony's prank call about a broken computer, which made Captain America worried for a second that he had to pay for the computer he had accidentally messed up the week before.

Thursday
The bathroom was quiet except the sound of running water. Loki crept in and hid next to the sink and slowly moved towards the shower. He held out a hand and waved it. There was a scream from behind the curtain.

"BLOOD!!!" Thor ran out of the shower, trying to bolt out the door and grab a towel at the same time. Loki kneeled over laughing.

"Got you!" He shouted. "It's kool aid!"

"LOKI!" Thor shook his fist.

Tony stole some of Black Widow's medicine. By the time she got the note with instructions on how to get them back, she was beyond mad. Upon finding Tony, Natasha slapped him in the face, and was surprised that Tony had the guts to still make fun of the situation.  

Friday
Black Widow dragged herself back to her room, her hand massaging hurting arm muscles.

"Oh god, Fury is an overkill," she groaned as she unlocked the door. "If he says we have to have one more training session I will---AAAAAAAHHHH!"

Snakes were slithering everywhere, making loud hissing sounds. She jumped back with another scream, as one curiously slid by her foot. Black Widow took out her gun.

"DIE! DIE! DIE!" She screamed as she shot each one, along with a few choice words in Russian. Hawkeye ran up to her.

"Are you ok?" He asked frantically.

"Some idiot put snakes in my room!" She shouted.

Loki chuckled as he watched from her closet.

"Gets them all the time," he chuckled.

Captain America let out a gasp. His shield had a mustached face drawn in sharpie on it with a little cartoon bubble that said "lameo" at the top.

"My shield!" He yelled.

Tony snorted. Captain America turned around to see the obnoxious superhero bent over in laughter.

"That's my weapon!" Captain America shouted. "You ruined it!"

"I made it look pretty! Lighten up dude!" Tony took out a red sharpie and moved in.  He sloppily made dots on Captain America's cheeks.

"And you look ugly!" Tony ran away.

"TONY!" Captain America roared.

It was seven pm and all the Avengers were having dinner together.

"This chicken is really good," Thor took his tenth piece from the platter.

"Oh it's not chicken, it's turkey," Bruce said. "It's really good isn't it?"

Loki chewed on his piece, twisting the fork around in his mouth.

The door creaked at around midnight. A figure tiptoed into the room, but the inhabitants were not startled from deep slumber. The intruder slid across the room to a small bed where Loki was lying facedown into his pillow. A light gloved hand had moved the god over to his side, leaving his arm stretched out. Loki's arm was lifted again and brought down into a bucket of warm water. Tony then ran out of the room trying hard not to laugh.

Saturday
Tony, Bruce, Steve, Natasha, and Clint were eating breakfast when they heard a scream. They looked up to see it was coming from Thor and Loki's room.

"WHO DID THIS!?"

"Loki, nobody did this, you were asleep---"

"YOU DID THIS! YOU WILL PAY!"

Loud footsteps were heard and Thor burst in, terrified. Loki stormed in right afterwards. His breaths came out shallow, his eyes red, and everyone noticed that there was something odd about his attire.

"Why are you wearing a towel over your pajamas?" Black Widow asked.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU WAS IT!?" Loki yelled, pounding a fist on the table, causing the bowls of cereal to topple over.

"What's going on?" Hawkeye asked.

"DO I EVEN HAVE TO EXPLAIN! IT WAS ONE OF YOU!" Loki pointed, his lip shaking.

Tony started to laugh.  Loki's eyes narrowed and he ran towards Tony and grabbed his shirt.

"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?! I'M A GOD!" Loki yelled. Before any further action was carried out, everyone was distracted by a fumbling noise.

"My book is stuck together!" Bruce whined as he tried to turn the pages. His hand slammed on the table in frustration. Loki stopped in his anger and let out a chuckle.

"You guys have taken this too far," Bruce exclaimed annoyed. "You two were literally about to beat the crap out of each other! And I was doing research you know! This book was important!"

"Oh," Loki said. "I didn't know."

"Just leave me alone," Bruce picked up his things and walked out of the room.

Sunday
It was three pm when Tony's cell rang. He picked it up.

"Yeah?"

"Mr. Stark?" A high female voice asked.

"Yep you got him."

"I'm Natalie Thompson and I work for the Maury Povich show. About four women have called and claimed you to be the father of their children or father to be."

"You serious?" Tony muttered.

"So we were wondering if you would give consent to a DNA test and to be on the show."

"Wait a second, who were these chicks?" Tony asked.

"There was a Pepper Potts, Christine Everhart, Jennifer Wietz, and commonly known on the internet as "Vicky Chichi" but her real name is Camilla Lopez."

"This is a bunch of bull!" Tony shouted.

"If you want, Mr. Povich could talk to you," was the monotone response.

"Get him on, he has a lot of 'splaining to do." There was a pause before a voice from the other line spoke.

"Hello Tony," came a male voice.

"What the hell?!" Tony shouted. "My Peps hasn't even told me she's preggers!"

"Tony, we can all sort this out. If you come to my show next Tuesday—"

"How did you get them?! Why would they do this to me?!" Tony had a hand over his face.

"They came to me Tony. They just want to know that you'll be a responsible father--"

"I'm not the father!" Tony yelled.

"Tony, it looks like you need some counseling and I'm willing to offer my services----to make you stop acting like a total douchebag."

Tony's eyes widened when he heard Maury's voice change into a more youthful tone. The other line went silent. The door opened and Tony turned around to see Captain America, Black Widow, and Loki enter followed by Bruce, Thor, and Hawkeye. All of them were laughing hysterically.

"I guess the words are you've been punked," Captain America spoke into the phone before looking up.

Tony froze his jaw hanging open.

"That's not even funny! That's not even funny!" He lunged at Captain America, who quickly grabbed his arm.

"Hey, we said the same thing," Captain America said calmly. Bruce was videotaping the entire incident. He later posted it on youtube.
Finally finished this! :D I thought it would be funny if the Avengers actually played pranks on each other. I know that the actors do sometimes, like Tom Hiddleston taking away the shield and hammer from Chris Evans and Hemsworth
© 2012 - 2024 GoldenGirl954
Comments7
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
Tigeresscrazy's avatar
The fact tony actually thought the call was real says a lot about Tony's love life lol he should have known the other avengers would get back at him in a big way lol who ever messed with Bruce's book is lucky he didn't hulk out an beat them within an inch of their life lol I wish there really was a you tube video of the avengers pranking each other it would be so much fun to watch lol