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Kevin's Speech Continued

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"Where do baby Alien X's come from?" Ten year old Ben asked.

Kevin put his hand on Ben's shoulder. "When two constellations love each other very much.." he started.
"Kevin!" Gwen exclaimed.

"Just trying to help the kid out. I had to learn about "astrophysics" on the streets," Kevin answered.
He turned to Ben and whispered. "I'm going to tell you everything."

"Really?!"

"Yeah."

"So what happens?"

*Five minutes Later*
                         
"Any questions?" Kevin asked.
                         
"I just don't get it!" Ben exclaimed. "Constellations aren't boys or girls. They don't have rocket ships. Rocket Ships have never been in a nebula. Constellations can't move on top of each other! White stars don't come out of rocket ships. Constellations don't have eggs, and baby Alien X's don't get pushed out of nebulas! This doesn't make any sense!"
            
" The answers are all there Ben, they're facts and you should understand them," Kevin said.
"I don't get it," Ben said. "It's confusing."

"You'll realize what I'm talking about sooner or later," Kevin said.

Gwen pulled him aside. "You know Ben was very immature. I don't think it was a good idea to tell him about sex."

"Yeah, but at least one day, he'll finally get it. I just don't want him to find out the way that I did."

"How did you find out?" Gwen asked.

"It was horrible; it happened when I was ten, just after I ran away from home. I was following this guy who had a briefcase full of money. He walked into a club. I walked upstairs, went into the room he was in, and what do you know, I see him and this prostitute doing it."
Naughty, naughty, naughty me. :) I had to write this after watching Kevin almost giving Ben "the talk" in Forge of Creation. Ah poor ten year old Ben, one day he'll realize and will be all :O. But poor, poor, poor Kevin. Walking in on two people. That must have scarred him for life!
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