Once upon a time there was a sandwich. Jake ate it. Then he ate some cake. Then Ben Tennyson popped out of nowhere to do the six o clock news with the Ice King. He informs everyone that Vilgax has died and has been made into calamari by Epic Meal Time. Ice King tells us that there is so much traffic in Los Angeles but if you have ice or wizard powers you can bypass that shit! Meanwhile Deadpool shows up and makes some burritos. Jake wants some but Deadpool gets even angrier and shoots Jake. Finn goes to revenge his bestest buddy ever so he attacks Deadpool. No one can beat Deadpool so Finn looses, but not before Finn gives him a deadly karate chop. But Jake turns out fine anyway and goes to fight evil with his kids. The evil is Loki. Kevin and Gwen show up on the scene and start to fight Loki. Loki used seductive stare attack but it doesn't seem to be working very well. So he summons up his fangirl army. The fangirl army is so annoying that Gwen goes all Anodite and they run for their life. Then Kevin and Gwen go on vacation and live happily ever after. Edward Cullen hits on Hungary so she hits him with her frying pan. You know, her one true love is Austria. Then Alucard kills Edward for being a horrible vampire. Then he goes back to killing vampire-nazis. Thor rides on Nyan Cat throughout space and lands at a club. He walks in as Grell Sutclif starts to do a sexy pole dance. Suddenly Grell sprouts neko ears and it's obvious now that he's a man. Thor is scarred for life. Jane bursts in and screams that a girl named Lily is after her. Thor tries to calm Jane down but it's no use. Italy is high on pasta. It's terrifying. Then a shirtless Jack Frost appears and all the ladies squee. Jane included. Thor is very very very jealous. Jack Frost is very very very happy. Then Hungary starts shipping Thor and Jack for no apparent reason than for the yaoi. This annoys everyone, especially Jane. Soul and Maka start singing Mauve-iro no Symapthy and everyone starts to dance. Blackstar and America get into an argument over who's more awesome. Prussia then interrupts them and states that since he's the most awesomest of them all, they should shut up. So they do. Drunk Tony shows up with an angry Hulk and they trash the place. To make matters worse, Gasai Yuno bursts in screaming to get her precious Yukki back. So she attacks everyone but is stopped by Black Widow. In the end Loki married Marceline (or was it Daenerys I can't remember). And Naruto becomes the 550th hokage. To make things better Shane Dawson, Smosh and Nostalgia Critic are reviewing this together.