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Lately I've found that fanfic wise I've been doing well on AO3. Not that there's no readers here on DA, but it's been easier to find an audience for certain fandoms that are obscure on AO3. 

And even though I still upload fics here, I've noticed that many people I know here have gone in their own directions. Dropped fandoms. Changed fandoms. I've done the same myself. It's not a bad thing; people change all the time. 

Even though I don't pop by and update often, it doesn't mean I'm leaving DA. I'm still here. 
"Hey mom?" Billy called out as he walked in the front door. "Mom? It's Billy. I'm just gonna leave this spell boo--"

He stopped in his tracks. Wanda came out of the kitchen, followed by a tall, black-haired, familiar young man.

"Loki!" Billy blurted out.

"Hey Billy!" Loki waved.

"What-what are you doing here?"

"Loki's helping around the house," Wanda answered. "Isn't that sweet of him?"

"Sweet?" Billy exclaimed, aghast.

"Well I can be charming," Loki winked. "Now if you excuse me, I have to go back to fixing the pipes."

Loki slid back into the kitchen.

"Um," Billy held out the spell book he borrowed. "I came to give this back. I better get going."

"No, you can keep it," Wanda handed it back to Billy. "Sure you don't want to stay over for awhile? I haven't seen you in a while."

"It's urgent! Ok love you bye!"

Billy rushed out of the house. He gazed down at the ground as he walked along the sidewalk.

"Come on Billy you're just imagining things," he told himself. "She said that Loki was just helping around the house."

Helping out was something that Loki was incapable of doing. Anything Loki touched ended up getting absolutely screwed up beyond repair. Billy learned that from the fiasco last year with the Mother Parasite.

And didn't he want to sock a giant punch right in the middle of Loki's smug face?

Why on earth would his mother want Loki's help unless--

An expression of pure squick washed over Billy's face.

"No," he shut his eyes tight. "No. She possibly can't see him that way. That's so gross!"

He tripped and fell on his hands and knees. He got up with an ouch and headed on his way, deeply disturbed.
The next set of visits seemed to confirm his suspicions. Loki was around every time Billy came over. Cleaning the attic, repairing cabinets, fixing the computer, even making lunch for Billy and Wanda.

"Thanks, but I'm not hungry," Billy nudged the sandwich on his plate. It was a meatball sub. Once upon a time, Billy loved meatball subs.  Now it was on top of the things that had been ruined by Loki list. Thanks Loki

Loki and Wanda were already digging into their sandwiches, and clearly enjoying them.

"This is delicious!" Wanda said. "Tell me. What's your secret?"

"I guess you can say I gave it some extra special lovin'," Loki chuckled.

Billy wanted to gag.

"You have such a corny sense of humor," Wanda pointed out with what looked like a smile.

She was smiling at him.

Billy started to rack his mind, hoping that there was a spell that blocked out unnecessary dialogue. They both were laughing now about some stupid story about Thor.

"Agh! Runaway meatball!" Wanda exclaimed as one of the meatballs shot out of her sandwich with a spurt of tomato sauce. It landed on her plate.

"Guess you need a better grip " Loki remarked.

"It's very juicy," she said. "Seems to slip outta my mouth."

Skip gagging. Billy wanted to puke all over the table.
Billy headed out to the backyard, hoping that he could swim in the pool.

Instead, he found Loki mowing the lawn, only wearing a pair of black shorts and flip-flops.

"You're here!" Billy dropped the beach bag he was carrying.

"What?" Loki turned the lawn mower off.

"Hi Loki," Billy quickly called out.

"Oh hey Billy! Whew!" Loki leaned over the lawn mower, sweat dripping down his forehead.

"What's going on?"

Wanda rushed out, clad only in a towel.

"Ah, nothing. Whew! Isn't it hot out here?" Loki wiped his brow.

"You should take a break. Why don't you two go for a swim?" Wanda started to head back into the house.

"But first Loki," she pointed her finger at a patch of grass. "You missed that spot."

Billy could feel his jaw drop as Wanda slid the door closed and went back inside the house.
"Tommy this is serious."

"Code red? What's going on?" Came Tommy's voice from the other end.

"I don't want you to freak out, but it's  mom."

"Is mom ok? Is she sick? Don't tell me she's gonna die or something!"Tommy frantically said.

"No…not that. She's--"


"Mom's--" Billy started nervously.

"Just spit it out already! Dude!"

"I think Mom's dating Loki!"


"Tommy?" Billy asked, worried.

A giggle. Then another.

"Aw man! Dude! Is this a joke or something?" Tommy laughed.

"No! I swear! Mom's dating Loki!" Billy exclaimed.

"That's a good one!" There came a thud sound, as if Tommy was banging his fist on a table.

"You're not taking this seriously!"

"Little bro,there's a thing called attraction," Tommy dragged out the syllables as he spoke. "No one can explain it. And we must respect people's ability to crush on the weirdest people even if it is gross "


"Billy," Tommy answered. "Mom's probably fine."

"But it's Lo--"

Tommy had hung up. Billy listened to the static before the call ended.
Billy kicked open the door and stormed in. Fists clenched, shoulders rolled back, he moved forward to the kitchen where the noise was coming from.

"Thank you so much."

"Don't mention it."

Billy leaned back against the wall. He turned his head to the left, trying to get a glimpse of--

"And hey, if you need anything, just call me."

He saw--

His mother hugging Loki.

Billy stepped out with a shout. They broke apart.


"I-I can't believe you Mom!" Billy yelled. "Loki! Loki? "


"Loki is absolute trash! I can't believe you're going out with him!"

"I object to that!" Loki interjected. "That's only half true."

"Billy we-"

"He's just gonna mess with you Mom! He's just gonna play you like he's played everyone else!"

"Look I'm sorry--honestly sorry about what I did to you guys, but hear me out--" Loki started.

"Why should I listen to you!" Billy lunged at Loki.

"Billy, Loki and I are just friends!" Wanda shouted.

Billy froze in his spot.


"We're just friends," Wanda repeated. "He's been around the house a lot  because Thor referred him."

"I can vouch that," Loki jumped in. "Long story short: I wanted money. I would have gone about obtaining money my own way if my brother hadn't interfered. Money laundering and gambling aren't really things that agree with him. So he heard that Wanda's house needed a fixer- upper and gave me her number."

"And it just so happens that he's not that bad to be around," Wanda said. "Well, he could improve his humor…among other things."

"My humor isn't that bad," Loki protested.

Both Billy and Wanda rolled their eyes.

"I'm not even looking to date anyone now," Wanda walked over to Billy and put her hand on his shoulder. "Some things are more important than others. With the mess that's happened in Genosha, everything's just been about family. Right now, I just wanna spend more time with you and Tommy because I'm scared that it's gonna get to a point where I won't have a family anymore."

She blinked back tears. Billy reached out and pulled her into a hug.

"I'm sorry Mom," he told her.

"It's ok," she said.

"Aww isn't this sweet?" Loki cooed. "A real family moment."

"Loki," mother and son said in an annoyed tone.

They all laughed.
I saw Age of Ultron and was incredibly disappointed 
"Are you planning to make a mockery out of me?" Leah scoffed.

Leah and Loki sat at the wooden table that was covered in a festive tablecloth covered with drawings of balloons and the words Happy Birthday printed in the center. She sat at the end of the table, her arms crossed, and a blue party hat on her head.

"For the last time Leah, these aren't dunce caps, they're party hats," Loki pointed to the one on his head. "People wear them at birthday parties."

"I personally think a dunce cap would greatly improve your appearance," Leah told him cooly.


He turned his attention away from her and got out from his chair. He knelt down on the ground and gingerly took hold of the dog.

"DEATH TO ALL!" Thori barked. He squirmed in Loki's grasp as the boy slipped on a party hat on his head. Smoke started to rise from his nostrils.

"There!" Loki clapped his hands together as he let go. "Don't you look handsome? All ready to party."

"There's another one whose appearance improved," Leah remarked as Loki picked up the dog and placed him in an empty chair.

"And last but not least! Ikol!"

The bird flew in from the open window on the far side. It too was wearing a party hat. He perched on the table next to Thori.

"Welcome everyone!" Loki exclaimed. "And a happy birthday to us all! Since none of us know when we were born--or created, I decided to fix that. I proclaim this day to be a day of celebration!"

"But Loki," Leah piped up. "Don't you think this is rather pointless? Why is a moment such as birth important to celebrate if you can't remember it?"

"Because it's fun!" Loki smiled. "And I've always wanted to have a birthday party."

The boy exited the room and returned with a box of pizza.

"I got cheese and pepperoni," he said as he opened the box and started to put the slices on the party plates. "What do you want?"

"What's the difference?" Leah asked.

"Some of the slices has cheese and the others have cheese and pepperoni."

"What's pepperoni?"

"It's a type of sausage. Try it! It's good!"

Loki took off one of the pepperonis from the pizza and handed it to Leah. She nibbled at it.


"This is a sausage?" She looked closely at the pepperoni.


"It doesn't taste like one."

"So you'll have cheese?" Loki asked.

Leah took a plate that had pepperoni on it. She took off all the pepperonis and started to eat the pizza.

"So you won't mind if I take one?" Loki reached out towards her plate.

She swatted at his hand.

"I'm going to eat those," she said.

Loki turned towards Ikol.

"Would you like some pizza Ikol?"

"I am a bird," Ikol cawed. "I do not eat human food. But bread products such as that crust are tempting vices."

"You can take mine," Loki ripped off the crust of his slice and gave it to Ikol. The bird dug in.

"And a slice for you," Loki set a plate of pepperoni pizza for Thori.

They ate in silence. Loki had three slices of pizza. Leah had two. Thori nearly burned his slice and Ikol took the opportunity to steal the crust. When Thori realized that his food was gone, he chased the bird around the room, spewing flames from his mouth.


"Hey! Hey! Knock it off!" Loki got in between them. "We're supposed to be celebrating!"

Leah snorted. She took another sip of soda to find that a new wave of laughter had overcome her and that there was an unpleasant stinging sensation in her nose.

"Apologize!" Loki told Ikol.

"If you insist," the magpie faced the dog. "I am sorry that you are a woefully stupid creature. You weren't eating your pizza. I was doing you a favor. Now accept my apology before I resort to your methods of retribution. And I warn you; my claws are sharp."

"Good!" Loki nodded.
After the pizza, it was time for presents.

Loki handed out three hand wrapped gifts along with party horns.

"What a strange device," Leah held the horn part up to her lips. She blew. The paper uncoiled and the sound came out. She giggled and did it again.

Loki joined her on his horn. He started to come up with a beat, trying to fit it with Leah's. Ikol, uninterested in the horn, raised his voice. He chirped along to the horns. Thori attacked the paper part of his horn with his paws and ripped it apart.

When that lay on the floor in shreds, he started the same with his gift.

"Careful!" Loki exclaimed. "Your present's inside!"

It was a bag of tennis balls. Thori gave the bag a sniff.

"It's so we can play fetch," Loki told him.

The dog tugged at the net lining and one of the balls fell out. He picked it up with his mouth and began to chew on it.

"And what do you say?" Loki prompted the dog.

Thori spat out the ball. It rolled out of the room. Thori ran after it.

Ikol pecked at the wrapper paper to find that his present was a jar of worms.

"Why thank you Loki," he said. "I will treasure it always. And when I mean always, I mean in these five seconds that I will eat these worms."

"No problem," Loki then turned to Leah who had just opened her present. She held up a Starkphone.

"A phone?" She asked.

"So we can be in contact, and you can go on the internet, and play games, and--"

"Again with the internet!"

"The internet is a fascinating place," Loki moved his hand from one side to the other.

"It's a cesspool of stupidity," she shot back. "Which in itself is fascinating."

She smiled down at the phone.

"So thank you."
They had gathered around the table again, this time over Loki held Thori up over the candles.

"Now fire!"

Thori breathed out flames. They started to sear down the candles, melting them into tiny, gooey, stubs.

"Happy Birthday to you!" Loki frantically began to sing. "Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday dear Thori, and Ikol, and Leah, and Loki!"

"Happy Birthday to you!" Leah and Ikol's voices joined in.

They all blew out the candles. The top part of the cake was charred. Smoke rose from the top.

Thori leapt out of Loki's arms and waddled out of sight.

"I hope this cake is still edible," Loki sighed. He cut into the cake. The slice he cut toppled over and broke into tiny crumbs. He took one of the crumbs and popped it into his mouth. He made a face.

"We could get another one," Leah suggested.

Loki tilted his head and looked at her in surprise. He expected Leah to make a remark about how he should have used a match.

"That's good too," he chuckled.

She did too. Ikol let out a croak.

"I think the bakery in Broxton is still open," he said.

"Or we could just go down to the kitchens and nick one."


The two children started to head out. The bird spread his wings and followed.
Lately I've found that fanfic wise I've been doing well on AO3. Not that there's no readers here on DA, but it's been easier to find an audience for certain fandoms that are obscure on AO3. 

And even though I still upload fics here, I've noticed that many people I know here have gone in their own directions. Dropped fandoms. Changed fandoms. I've done the same myself. It's not a bad thing; people change all the time. 

Even though I don't pop by and update often, it doesn't mean I'm leaving DA. I'm still here. 


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